Last week in the library for storytime I was reading Chu's Day by Neil Gaiman, illustrated by Adam Rex. The target audience of this book is very young but it was universally enjoyed by kinders as well as 4th graders.
The story is about a cute little panda who makes bad things happen with a sneeze, such as destroying a circus. After reading the story to a third grade class, one boy raised his hand very enthusiastically to make a comment. I'm paraphrasing here now because it's been a few days but I think it's worth sharing. He said if he was the author of this book, he would put in an army general and then if there was a war, the general could put Chu in front of the army and blow pepper in the panda's face and then Chu would sneeze away the other army.
I guess it wouldn't take long for the other army to counter with a sneezing sloth or marmoset or something. And then we'd have to come back with a sneezing lemur and so on because we cannot allow a cute-sneezing-animal gap. Still, I can't help but think that the world would be a slightly better place if wars were fought with cute sneezing animals.